betterthanaplan: (trapped and sweaty)
Duke Crocker ([personal profile] betterthanaplan) wrote2020-11-18 11:10 am

Lucifer's Mansion, late Wednesday night

It took Duke awhile to get really properly trashed -- another sign that maybe he needed to pull back on the casual drinking -- but once he was properly wobbly, he decided to lean into the impulse he'd had at the Devil's Nest tonight and show up drunk on Lucifer's doorstep.

He had a large glass of rum with him in one hand and a bottle of brandy tucked under the other arm. He set the rum down with great drunken ceremony and dignity at the end of Lucifer's front walk for the squirrels -- he really didn't need to be having anymore public meltdowns over this, thanks -- and then sprawled himself down onto Lucifer's front stoop.

And, because he was in fact a drunken sailor and it seemed thematic, he started to sing.

"Eliiiiiiise believe I never wanted this
I thought this time I'd keep all of my promises!
"

He maybe should have put out more rum.

[For the one who lives here, and NFB please!]
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - really now?)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-18 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, so far, you are definitely following Octavia's playbook," Lucifer sighed, guiding him towards the stairs. "Which is a weird thing to do, just to be utterly clear here."

Okay. Trying one step up the stairs with old boozy here...
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - really? really.)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-18 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer sighed, pulling him back in.

"I am fairly sure you'll break your neck if I let you go back out there," he said, "and I don't remember telling you to leave."
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - intent shirtless drinking)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-18 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"You are," Lucifer agreed.

Arguing with Duke seemed pointless. Scooping him off his feet was, per the Octavia playbook, more effective, and so he proceeded accordingly.
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - an aesthetic)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-18 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am an angel," Lucifer reminded him. "I should take you to the guest room to sleep this off."

Though that felt slightly less natural with Duke than it had with Octavia back then, for whatever reason.

Either way, he was heading up the stairs, and he could always take another flight if he changed his mind.
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - errr)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-18 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. The couch in the master bedroom it was, then. Lucifer got to the top of the stairs and moved onto the next flight.

(Not that he needed much convincing.)

"She did turn up to the bar, and not to your boat," he said, "Much as it would have been nice for you two to get around to working this bloody nonsense out already."
Edited 2020-11-18 20:47 (UTC)
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - lolly)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-18 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's Octavia," Lucifer said. "We're all just permanently playing catch-up to whatever pops up in her head at any given moment."

Just a few more steps to the landing.
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - really now?)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-18 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course I do, I'm not a mind reader, I just stop talking whenever she pulls back and wait for her to say something else," Lucifer said.

And onto the landing it was.
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - really? really.)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-18 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Neither are you right now," Lucifer told him, amused, and dropped him on the couch.

Not as gently as he could have, but not as roughly, either.
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - shirtless grin)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-18 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think you're too drunk to rant," Lucifer said, sitting down next to him.
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - sincere explanation)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-18 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"I believe 'stable' is the word you're looking for," Lucifer said.

He had no particular excuse for brushing his fingers through Duke's hair, beyond that it was late and he still technically had some weed in his system and it had been a long, sad few weeks.
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - intent)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-18 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"And if she's here now, it won't be long until she'll come to you," Lucifer added.

If he sounded vaguely confused, it was because he had no idea where that tone in Duke's voice came from.

Didn't stop his fingers moving, or his knuckles brushing against Duke's cheek.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-11-18 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
A bitch Lucifer was in an intimate, long-term off-and-on relationship with.

"She's not Bigfoot, or an incoming apocalypse," he teased gently. "You'll be all right. And if not, feel free to show up drunk on my doorstep again."

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