My unicorn got run over by a tractor

It felt like it had been an age since Duke had last gone for a good walk on Fandom's beaches, and so that's what he'd spent a good chunk of his Tuesday doing, today. Just an easy walk around the island, from the causeway to the port, carrying his shoes when the sand was nice and slipping them back on (sand and all) when he hit rocky bits.

The fact that it was raining? Not a deterrent. Heck, it meant the sand wanted to stick to itself at least as much as it wanted to stick to him! He was wearing a raincoat, had the hood pulled up and everything! This was all fine.

Now, he'd found a good sized rock not far from the port (certainly well within sight of the Cape Rouge), and was relaxing on it, watching the way the rain scattered the gray light across the surface of the water. Thinking about how his life might have gone if he'd never found this crazy island in the first place.

Wondering where Audrey and Nathan ended up. Neither had shown up for the dead-people-returning weekend, so maybe they were both still out there somewhere kicking? Would Audrey even count as dead if she was just subsumed under her original personality? Where the hell had they sent her with that random portal?

He tried to avoid thinking about them too much. He knew Octavia and Lucifer would definitely prefer if he didn't. But he'd loved them both, whatever damage they'd all done to each other over the years. And he missed them.

And what was a beach on a rainy day for, other than bittersweet thoughts about lost loves and the ones you'd somehow, miraculously found?

[expecting one, but can also be open to others!]

Duke had promised Lucifer he'd build them a cabana on the beach. Duke had renovated the Cape Rouge on his own, and had no doubts of his ability to build something that didn't even have to float.

Duke was learning that boat interiors and land exteriors did not actually share all that much in common.

Currently, he was looking concerned at the pile of lumber he'd ordered. He had tools and hardware, he had wood, he just didn't have any idea how to put them together just yet.

"C'mon, YouTube," he said, staring at his phone. "Help me out here."

[for the two who are here with him, if they wanna]

It was date night. All three of them date night, in fact, which they hadn’t done formally in an age. Thankfully, they’d all woken up their normal selves. So, tasked with decorating, Duke went all out, on every floor. The kitchen and living room he went for a light touch, adding minimal accents of live flowers in strategic locations and copious candles. They supplemented the dimmed light in the kitchen area, so there was enough light to cook by as needed, but were the sole illumination in the living room.

Upstairs in the hall leading to and then into the master bedroom, he went old school bohemian. Layered handmade rugs and paper lanterns, with plush throws in contrasting colors and patterns across the furniture. Anywhere they’d land would be at least minimally padded for bare backsides or hands and knees, or whatever positions they landed in.

The basement pool he let a bit of his nautical side creep back in, sans netting. Instead, it was done up like a cozy poolside in the Caribbean, with potted palms — and solar fairy lights illuminating the garden view.

He was pretty proud of the result, even while wondering how quickly they’d get distracted by each other and never even wander to a second location.

[for the partners, potentially going NSFW. Very slowly. ;D]

Lucifer and Octavia had done a good job on the immediate needs to get the pool into shape after being neglected for a while. But there was still more to do (there was always more to do) so Duke had been spending a lot of his time down here, cleaning and checking and doing all the little tasks that an indoor pool required.

He managed to only apologize out loud to the pool once, at least.

It also made it extremely easy to just slip into the water and swim or float when the mood struck him. It was painfully tragic too bad he now knew reincarnation wasn’t in the cards for him. He was beginning to think he should have been born an actual otter.

[for the gentleman named in the subject line please! DATE NIGHT!]

It was Duke's birthday.

It wasn't something he'd ever made a real big deal about. Most years he wouldn't even notice it happened until well after the day had already passed. But this year? This year, when he looked at the actual date, was one that couldn't be ignored.

According to math, today was the day that Duke turned fifty.

Of course, he'd traveled back and forth through time enough times -- and spent enough chunks of time in places where it just worked different -- that he had absolutely no idea what his "biological" age would be. For all he knew, his body had reset when Lucifer resurrected him and he was actually less than a year old. But his birth date had always been June 2, 1975. And the current date, Fandom-wise (and . . . maybe in this LA? His phone still kept Fandom time, as far as he could tell) was June 2, 2025.

Fifty years. Did he feel fifty? What did fifty even feel like? He knew what "old enough to just fuck off and die" felt like. He didn't feel like that. But hopefully he wouldn't have until he was in his 80s, anyway.

He sat sprawled on Lucifer's couch, a drink on the side table, and tilted his phone this way and that as he used the selfie mode to take in his "reflection". The silver at his temples didn't seem to have grown much over the last couple years, which he supposed was good. There were a few gray hairs in his beard these days, too. Where else was he supposed to see age? None of his parents or grandparents had stuck around long enough -- or lived long enough -- to even get old. He didn't have anything for perspective.

And again, time travel. So.

"Age ain't nothin' but a number," he muttered to himself. And tried to decide if the crows feet around his eyes were too prominent or not.

[for those in LA with him, for ALL the slow play, and look. Day-after is actually REALLY GOOD for me remembering this boy's birthday, okay??]

Most days, Duke was fine. Better than fine, even; he'd been essentially rebooted, after all. Turned off and back on again and all his caches had cleared and -- yeah, he honestly didn't know anywhere near enough about computers to make this metaphor work. He'd been in a dry dock of sorts. All patched up and back in shipshape.

Most days.

He couldn't remember most of the dream when he woke, his heart triphammering in his chest. Just the sense of utter helplessness that had accompanied it, and the sense that the gremlin man -- Croatoan -- was lurking at the edges, smirking in delight. He sat up in bed, trying to force his breathing back under control, and hoped he hadn't woken Lucifer or Octavia.

He really liked being fine. He wanted that feeling back, dammit.

HE slid out of bed, trying not to disturb anyone, and went to go hunt down a coffee.

[for the partners]

"There is a sickening lack of lingerie boutiques for guys," Duke declared as they approached the closest thing he'd managed to find to such a thing in about . . . five minutes of googling. "Absolutely sickening. Not that I'm above crossdressing, but still."

"Sing it, girl," said a passerby. Duke flicked them a smile before refocusing on his date for the evening.

"Shall we?"

[for the date, NFB due to distance, with possible NSFW images linked in the comments. Link above is perfectly SFW though!]

Duke had gone into town this morning, and come back with an acoustic guitar. It'd been ages since he'd last played, so he set about turning and warming up with unusual focus before eventually starting to play something relatively simple.

"Sorry
Is all that you can't say
Years gone by and still
Words don't come easily
Like sorry, like sorry. . . ."

Should the narrative pretend that his song choice was random? Obviously it was not. It had been running through his head for days.

[for those on the island, and likely slow play!]

Duke was making great time on the OceaNyx. The wind was strong, the water a bit choppy but not alarmingly so, and the sun was shining. Duke sat at the stern, watching the sail and the whispy clouds behind it, breathing in the salt air for the umpteenth time.

It was exhilarating. Liberating.

Kind of . . . melancholy.

He missed his partners.

( Ye olde yelling at the sea trope )

[establishy, NFB due to distance.]