Lucifer's Mansion, Saturday morning
Jan. 9th, 2021 10:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
betterthanaplanDuke had spent the night at Lucifer's, enjoying the hot tub and Lucifer himself when he got home from his shift at the club. He'd ended up falling asleep on the couch, where Lucifer left him rather than trying to get him up and into the bed, and that was where he woke Saturday morning, curled up under a very fancy throw blanket on a very fancy couch, in a very fancy, very very large house.
That he was going to rob entirely blind.
[for the one who's place it is!]
That he was going to rob entirely blind.
[for the one who's place it is!]
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Date: 2021-01-09 04:31 pm (UTC)He curled up further into his blanket instead.
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Date: 2021-01-09 04:37 pm (UTC)He needed some kind of bag. There was so much here he could pawn. . . .
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Date: 2021-01-09 04:41 pm (UTC)Though Lucifer was slowly waking up to the sound of... something, at least.
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Date: 2021-01-09 04:52 pm (UTC)"Jesus," he muttered. "How boozy is this guy?"
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Date: 2021-01-09 04:54 pm (UTC)And then a lot less slowly. "What on Earth--?!"
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Date: 2021-01-09 04:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-01-09 05:06 pm (UTC)Lucifer flung the covers aside. "Duke?" he called. "Did you let someone in here?"
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Date: 2021-01-09 05:15 pm (UTC)". . . No?"
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Date: 2021-01-09 05:22 pm (UTC)Oh no.
Lucifer was going to have to disinfect everything.
He grabbed his robe and tugged it on quickly.
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Date: 2021-01-09 05:25 pm (UTC)Duke decided to make a break for it. He darted out of the closet and toward where he was really hoping some sort of stairs or exit would be.
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Date: 2021-01-09 05:43 pm (UTC)"Right," Lucifer called, stomping after him. "How did you get in here?!"
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Date: 2021-01-09 05:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-01-09 06:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-01-09 06:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-01-09 06:14 pm (UTC)Lucifer pulled a face and turned the child around. "How did you get in-- oh, for crying out loud. Didn't we just do this?"
He'd recognize that nose anywhere.
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Date: 2021-01-09 06:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-01-09 06:22 pm (UTC)... crap.
It was Duke.
Who had issues with getting thrown out of places.
"Right," he said, and opened up the door. "I am going to put you in a nice, comfortable room or something until you turn back into yourself."
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Date: 2021-01-09 06:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-01-09 06:34 pm (UTC)He hadn't let go yet, no.
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Date: 2021-01-09 06:42 pm (UTC)"I've done it before, I'll do it again!"
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Date: 2021-01-09 06:45 pm (UTC)Those teeth weren't getting anywhere near him. Perks of celestial reflexes.
But right, this was getting counterproductive. "Are you going to keep touching my things if I let you go?"
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Date: 2021-01-09 06:47 pm (UTC)". . . No. . . ."
He would probably try to touch as much as he could on his way out the front door now, let's be real. And snag a few things to take with him along the way.
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Date: 2021-01-09 06:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-01-09 07:05 pm (UTC)"I WANNA BE AN AIRFORCE MAJOR!"
John Hughes had a lot tob answer for.
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Date: 2021-01-09 07:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-01-09 07:16 pm (UTC)He leaped down at least half the stairs, cackling maniacally, taking a detour sideways on his way to the front door so he could knock over more stuff (and pocket anything that looked like he might be able to fit). "DEATH TO TYRANTS! ANARCHY IN THE UK! NI!"
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Date: 2021-01-09 07:18 pm (UTC)Well, at least Duke couldn't claim he kicked him out.
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Date: 2021-01-09 07:53 pm (UTC)"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER!" he shouted as he flung open the front door. "AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!"
And then he was bolting down the road into town.
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Date: 2021-01-09 07:55 pm (UTC)... just because he had a distaste for children didn't mean he actually wanted Duke to sleep on the street.