My unicorn got run over by a tractor

It was Spring Break, or would be soon. The island would be all but deserted as the school headed off on their trip, and so Duke and his partners had plans to set out on one of their own. They were taking this love -- er, arrangement -- boat to the Caribbean. Palm trees and warm sand and no people or responsibilities for days!

Duke had the Rouge all fueled up and ready, stocked with all the provisions they'd need for a nice, romantic get away. All he needed now were his traveling companions.

[For the partners, and probably some slow play!]